The meek shall inherit the couch.

we have tried everything to keep the kids from using the couch as a climbing structure, launchpad, trampoline, etc.

But today I think they moved every single piece of furniture in the house to their own design. Ma and me decided, oh well, it is just a couch.

So, there you have it, pretty much everything in the house is a prop of some kind for them to play with, use, manipulate, to their little hearts desires.