I have spoken about the Oreo cookie lover of the household before, actually there are more than one, but this one inparticular did a doozy today.
Got home from the market and I was emptying the trunk of groceries and Old Lil saw the Oreos and went off “Gee Gee, Gee Gee!!” I said fine, go ahead and grab the cookies.
We get inside and I am putting away groceries and I hear her fangling with the odd Oreo cookie closure at her table on the porch, her preferred place to eat these days.
I go out and she has indeed gotten the package open and removed a single cookie. I said she could have two, gave her another, and placed the package back up on the counter.
Next thing I know I hear the crinkle crinkle of the package again and I go outside and she is sitting there with 25 cookies on her table. Now, you gotta remember she is a kidd-le-eat-the-middle-of-the-oreo first, but then doesn’t even want the chocolate cookie outside at all. So, upon closer inspection I see that she has indeed as fast as lighting eaten the creamy center of twenty five Oreo cookies.
She then gathered up all the chocolate cookie outsides and brought to me as a gift.
But, friends friend She is the gift!