Don’t hear this everyday:
Luke all smiles: “Daddy come quick into the bathroom and take a look at my poop, it is shaped like the letter “J”!!”
And indeed it was, photo was not taken for the obvious reasons.
Since then it has become a daily ritual and low and behold, his poo finally spelled a word, he said, “it’s the letter H and I” and I chuckled and told him his poo was talking to him.